Joey La Cava & Nick D'arcy
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Yeeeeeeooo! D'arcy is gonna learn ya'll some knowledge with this article, this is the first ever Fundie Spotlight. I',m spot lighting my buddy Nick's love for the UFC, and he gives you guys his UFC "State of the Union."
Joey La Cava
I get it. You’re reading the title and thinking what the hell is this guy Fundie talking about? Where is he going with this article?
Before this starts, sports are on their way back!!!!
Listen to me, hear me out. Hopefully by the end of this article you’ll understand what I am talking about.
Alright. I am here to tell you that as I navigate through the unpredictable water that is dating, it occurred to me that dating is very much like sports. Now, I know you're sitting there like this so, let me continue.
How are dating and sports similar? Well, to start a simple way to compare it is to the NFL Draft, specifically the 2017 draft class. Most guys (known to me as the GM/Head Scout/ whoever the hell the decision maker in the organization is) will have his “roster of girls” he’s choosing from. Once the decision maker narrows down his roster (cutting players ((girls in this case)) like a GM would) he begins to scout them.
Joey La Cava
On April 23rd, 2020, history was made in the NFL. Stop me if you’ve heard this before...the Raiders took the fastest wide receiver in the draft instead of maybe the best one. No, it was the first time the NFL draft has ever been done via videoconferencing. It was the most watched draft in the history of the league, and in total there were 255 players selected.
The NFL draft is one of the most exciting events for sports fans across America. Fans are always clamoring for the draft to start, and they are eager to see which players are taken by their favorite team. What happens when the draft is over? It’s time to review each team's best draft pick whether it was due to value, a steal, overall amazing player, or because that certain player has the “juice.”